That is correct this “broken arm” situation we have heard about is nothing more than an elaborate cover up! I never believed it from the start and now thanks to my undercover investigative journalism the truth can be revealed.
It is true that he underwent surgery but it is NOT true that this was due to a cycling related injury.
I posed as a nurse and was able to infiltrate the surgeon’s highly fortified operating theatre.
From this vantage I was able to gain not only secret photos of Alex’s operation but also the plans of the CYBORG ARM he was getting installed.
The truth is out! I have detailed files on how this metal arm functions and its purpose.
It has the potential to give him the power to:
- Hop even higher than before, thus meaning every gap and rail in the world is possible.
- Air higher than is humanly possible, enabling 17 trick combos in one single air.
- Spin the bars faster than the speed of sound, putting a stop to those weird sideways late catch bars things he does.
- Do every trick in the world.
It also has the advantage of being lighter than regular arms and the 360o rotating cuff means quadruple barspins can be done without letting go of the bars and X-ups can go round as many times as desired!
This may seems hard to believe but please look at the evidence I have provided below...
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